I stopped in a Target on the way home this evening to get lettuce.
And this guy…well I’m a Texan and if you’re in Chicago and you’re a Texan well its just not right to leave this at the store. I mean, come ON. #GodBlessDavyCrockett.
And you can’t put a rust plaid tablecloth in a room with teal and celadon damask drapes. What are we, tacky communist wolf humans? Oh hell no. I can’t even.
Don’t tell Dave.